How is this game on the Top 10 list?
Summary of my first (and only) five minutes with the game:
- Could not figure out the controls. Inverting didnt help, and you cant hold an angle of attack while moving forward. Its just a really poorly-designed system.
- Tried to eat fish. Theyre just decorative and you cant interact with them.
- Saw some stone arches while exploring and tried to swim through them. Clipped right through them. Devs did not bother to add collision to the scenery.
- Reached the edge of the map. Took me less than a minute to get there, and I knew it was the end because of the perfectly vertical drop and untextured cliff wall. Starved to death before I saw any indication of the drop ending.
- Respawned in shallow water near a pier. Draw distance is really bad. Found the beach, ate a child, and immediately faceplanted into the ground and got stuck. Suffocated.
- Uninstalled.
Indie games are charming and fun. I love Kerbal Space Program despite the bugs and Goat Simulator had me cracking up laughing. I went in expecting those elements, but this game is just bad. Im not sure what its doing so high on the Paid Apps list, but there must be trickery involved since theres no legitimate way the games earned its spot.
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